terça-feira, 10 de dezembro de 2013

Scared

It is official!!! I am scared! I ended up in some kind of asylum with one crazy chick!! Not nice :/ now she gave me some kind of straitjacket!! Me?!! Lovely Laku! Not-crazy, not-nuts Laku!!! I am scared, I am scared, arrrghhh!! And not happy, hmmpfff!

Here is mine N-O-T-at-all-happy face...



But not all is lost, I managed to bite (listen to her scream!)!! Mwahhahahhh, so I hope she remembers that for next time!!

Straitjacket

sábado, 7 de dezembro de 2013

Catching up

Uff, so much has happened... I don't even know where to start! Let's see...

First, the weird tunnel experience!! Crap, that was frightening!!!My human got me a tunnel, I went to check it out, but...
 I got trapped :/ yeah, I know, no comments, but this is a toy of EVIL!!!
I do not like! I do not like it! I do not L-I-K-E it!!! Hmmpfff!


Also got a wooden toy... nice to chew it, lol! ;)


Next we changed room. "OMG!", I was thinking, "what the hell comes next?!!". Terrified I see myself behind bars?! Me, cute little bunny Laku. Me the sweetest pet anyone can ever have... *sigh* She is nuts, definitely, but well, I had nothing else to do, so I went exploring.
 
Nothing interesting though..

I got a rug....
and I destroyed it, Muahhaaahhhh!!!


And back to my house :(

And that was it, I sniffed, I explored, I bit, I chewed, but lucky me, after all this terror I got a nice reward :D Lettuce, nhom nhom!!! She is not so bad after all :)

 Food

but wait, there is something else in here, I can feel it, OMG!, OMG!, OMG!, it's an awesome MIX-OF-WHATEVER-NICE-FOOD-YOU-CAN-HAVE!!! YAYAYAYYY!!! :D  I <3 you human!!

Stick of awesome food gone in 30 seconds: Mission accomplished :D

For today, is all, I go to sleep, after exercise, emotions and food, I need to rest!


quinta-feira, 7 de novembro de 2013

New toys:

Lately, I have been having a lot of new toys, like paper rolls with hay inside, nhom nhom and this hanging ball from the ceiling, with nice stuff inside to eat :) so I haz a happy!!

I recently got this bed-shape-giant-24/7-food-supply!! Which is awesome!!! I can destroy it and eat it at the same time! :)


It will take me a few weeks to eat all this, but I will be strong!! :D

(I don't quite understand why my human was trying to take it out at the beggining and she was kind of pushing me to stay sitting on top of it, but who cares?!! She gave up anyway, heheh!)

quinta-feira, 17 de outubro de 2013

Bunny suicide :p

Wtf?! She bought a book about rabbits, hmmm!! I guess all sort of crazy ideas might come from that book... I should bite it just in case!


But actually, it has been quite ok, nothing too weird so far.

I go out of the cage everyday, she keeps calling me and trying to give me my favourite bread, but I am too busy sniffing everything around. Life is nice.

Today I spent some time in her lap, enjoying and...
then I felt a urge to jump!! 

 Geroooooonimoooooo!!!! Aaahhhhh!!!

So trve....

domingo, 13 de outubro de 2013

Next day

I survived!!! Apparently, this place is not a gate straight to hell... yet!

It was a very quite night, this human sleeps like a rock, so I can do as much noise as I want, with scratching and drinking water. Good things happen after all :) Awesome!!


I got a treat, see that little stick at the bottom of the cell? I like it very much, I am just pretending I don't :p But it will disappear in 5 seconds, hehe!!

Then weird thing happened.. she was looking at me, very suspicious! Opened my cell and nooooooooo!!!
All of sudden I was outside, in a weird space. It freaked me out at first, but I got to explore these new surroundings and AGAIN some weird thing happened after that...
 This human is f*ck*ng crazy and pervert!!! She flipped me upside down and went to check my weenie!! Help!!!
 *No comments*

Well, I was still pissed off with her after that, but I got to explore some more.

And I got some cuddling :) I liiiiiiikee it!! <3

 So I forgot all about it (as long she doesn't do it again) and, ohh, ok, what is this? A new bed?? Seriously?

 Hehehehe, it needs some improvement! Let's bit this off!




Apparently, she didn't like that, so she put some paper, great!!! --> Rabbit rage!


 But, ok, I got it! I messed up, I'm ashamed of what I did! My name is Laku and I'm a shredder... shame on me! Bla bla bla... crap :/

Anyway, after all that "exercise" I was tired and aaahh, my favourite sport, stretching, doing nothing! Life can be good! :)


Just a small remark, this is what happens when you mess with me :p Heheh, the first bite!!!



But keep checking my blog, bitches!! I guess I will have much more adventures to tell!!! :) See ya!!!


sábado, 12 de outubro de 2013

First day

Arrival's to a new place can be difficult. Everything is new and strange and scary, especially for me, a small rabbit.
I got transported by 2 crazy humans yesterday, to a new and strange place and everything looks weird and out of place... At least my cell is still the same. I guess I won't be returning to the lovely place I had before, so I am might get used to it. Meehhh!

Btw, my name is Laku and I am a 1-year old cute, sweet and awesome rabbit boy!! ;)

See, see, how cute I am? So I hope I just get enough food and water and cuddling! Let's see how it is this new owner.