Eating my vegetables

Red backdrop "sexy boy" photoshoot session

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In case you have been wondering I am not dead.

During the past year i moved to an even bigger house-old where i can now run around the whole house, even though i focus on the cardboard runways laid out through the apartment and jumping into the living room sofa.

Every month or so i get some fruit treats like banana or strawberry. I has videos to prove it:

My adventures in bathing!

At some point in my new home i realized i hadn't bathed for quite a while. Well, us bunnies know how to tend to our fur without water, we lick and bite and roll around in the dried grass and such, so it's all good. Except i smelled!

So i decided to order my owners around to bathe me! They reluctantly complied. Ofcourse they were doing a sucky job at it. No shampoo available for me for example, so maybe water bathing wasn't such a good idea after all. I have videos to prove it:



After my failed escape i decided to give up and just take it like a rabbit! Here is me being dried out by my lackey:



And this is me doing it on my own. After all, I am quite independent and capable.



Then they brought forth this weird and noisy device of hot air:

Alive

Yes, I am alive and well. Just enjoying my new home, after the traumatic journey to get here.

Anyway, I have plenty of news, just enjoying a few more days of relaxing time :)

I'll be back!!! :p

Post-holidays rest

Aah finally! Now I get it, this "holiday-season" is crap! Everything is full of lights and jolly music, mehhh! And plus, my human has been busy with the decorations and some wrap things (which actually I wouldn't mind putting my teeth on them, mwahhahha!) and then.. puuf!! She was gone and I was like: "WTF"!! Where did she go? Of course she left me with food and water, but for how long?! I was terrified.. again!! Since I came to live here in this place I believe my lifespan reduced a couple of years *sigh*

Well, during one of my miserable days someone came, I was already relief thinking it was her, when I saw, not my human, but 2 strangers and I was like: "WTF !!Heeeelppp!!!"   They started cleaning my house and giving me food (not so bad...) and made me do exercise! It was a nightmare! Ok, don't get me wrong, they were nice and everything and treated me well, but I was getting used to my previous human and now I had to change it again?! It was too much... I started wishing for her to return and thinking that she would come in any day, but sometimes it was just some packages or letters (that I wouldn't mind chewing just to get rid of this lowliness and sadness)... Until one day, I though I would die of hapiness, it was her!!! My human!! My lovely crazy human that I like to bite so much!! Aah, bright day, all is well when it ends well :)

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She started with the cleaning and stuff and she made me do exercise as well, but I was so happy!! .. and tired!

What?! It is a toilet and a bed at the same time!! Give me some privacy, bitches!! See you :)

Scared

It is official!!! I am scared! I ended up in some kind of asylum with one crazy chick!! Not nice :/ now she gave me some kind of straitjacket!! Me?!! Lovely Laku! Not-crazy, not-nuts Laku!!! I am scared, I am scared, arrrghhh!! And not happy, hmmpfff!

Here is mine N-O-T-at-all-happy face...

But not all is lost, I managed to bite (listen to her scream!)!! Mwahhahahhh, so I hope she remembers that for next time!!

Straitjacket