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In case you have been wondering I am not dead.

During the past year i moved to an even bigger house-old where i can now run around the whole house, even though i focus on the cardboard runways laid out through the apartment and jumping into the living room sofa.

Every month or so i get some fruit treats like banana or strawberry. I has videos to prove it:

My adventures in bathing!

At some point in my new home i realized i hadn't bathed for quite a while. Well, us bunnies know how to tend to our fur without water, we lick and bite and roll around in the dried grass and such, so it's all good. Except i smelled!

So i decided to order my owners around to bathe me! They reluctantly complied. Ofcourse they were doing a sucky job at it. No shampoo available for me for example, so maybe water bathing wasn't such a good idea after all. I have videos to prove it:



After my failed escape i decided to give up and just take it like a rabbit! Here is me being dried out by my lackey:



And this is me doing it on my own. After all, I am quite independent and capable.



Then they brought forth this weird and noisy device of hot air:

Alive

Yes, I am alive and well. Just enjoying my new home, after the traumatic journey to get here.

Anyway, I have plenty of news, just enjoying a few more days of relaxing time :)

I'll be back!!! :p

Post-holidays rest

Aah finally! Now I get it, this "holiday-season" is crap! Everything is full of lights and jolly music, mehhh! And plus, my human has been busy with the decorations and some wrap things (which actually I wouldn't mind putting my teeth on them, mwahhahha!) and then.. puuf!! She was gone and I was like: "WTF"!! Where did she go? Of course she left me with food and water, but for how long?! I was terrified.. again!! Since I came to live here in this place I believe my lifespan reduced a couple of years *sigh*

Well, during one of my miserable days someone came, I was already relief thinking it was her, when I saw, not my human, but 2 strangers and I was like: "WTF !!Heeeelppp!!!"   They started cleaning my house and giving me food (not so bad...) and made me do exercise! It was a nightmare! Ok, don't get me wrong, they were nice and everything and treated me well, but I was getting used to my previous human and now I had to change it again?! It was too much... I started wishing for her to return and thinking that she would come in any day, but sometimes it was just some packages or letters (that I wouldn't mind chewing just to get rid of this lowliness and sadness)... Until one day, I though I would die of hapiness, it was her!!! My human!! My lovely crazy human that I like to bite so much!! Aah, bright day, all is well when it ends well :)

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She started with the cleaning and stuff and she made me do exercise as well, but I was so happy!! .. and tired!

What?! It is a toilet and a bed at the same time!! Give me some privacy, bitches!! See you :)

Scared

It is official!!! I am scared! I ended up in some kind of asylum with one crazy chick!! Not nice :/ now she gave me some kind of straitjacket!! Me?!! Lovely Laku! Not-crazy, not-nuts Laku!!! I am scared, I am scared, arrrghhh!! And not happy, hmmpfff!

Here is mine N-O-T-at-all-happy face...

But not all is lost, I managed to bite (listen to her scream!)!! Mwahhahahhh, so I hope she remembers that for next time!!

Straitjacket

Catching up

Uff, so much has happened... I don't even know where to start! Let's see...

First, the weird tunnel experience!! Crap, that was frightening!!!My human got me a tunnel, I went to check it out, but...

 I got trapped :/ yeah, I know, no comments, but this is a toy of EVIL!!!

I do not like! I do not like it! I do not L-I-K-E it!!! Hmmpfff!

Tunnel

Also got a wooden toy... nice to chew it, lol! ;)

Wooden toy

Next we changed room. "OMG!", I was thinking, "what the hell comes next?!!". Terrified I see myself behind bars?! Me, cute little bunny Laku. Me the sweetest pet anyone can ever have... *sigh* She is nuts, definitely, but well, I had nothing else to do, so I went exploring.
 

Nothing interesting though..

I got a rug....

and I destroyed it, Muahhaaahhhh!!!

Rug

And back to my house :(

And that was it, I sniffed, I explored, I bit, I chewed, but lucky me, after all this terror I got a nice reward :D Lettuce, nhom nhom!!! She is not so bad after all :)

 Food

but wait, there is something else in here, I can feel it, OMG!, OMG!, OMG!, it's an awesome MIX-OF-WHATEVER-NICE-FOOD-YOU-CAN-HAVE!!! YAYAYAYYY!!! :D  I <3 you human!!

Stick of awesome food gone in 30 seconds: Mission accomplished :D

For today, is all, I go to sleep, after exercise, emotions and food, I need to rest!

New toys:

Lately, I have been having a lot of new toys, like paper rolls with hay inside, nhom nhom and this hanging ball from the ceiling, with nice stuff inside to eat :) so I haz a happy!!

I recently got this bed-shape-giant-24/7-food-supply!! Which is awesome!!! I can destroy it and eat it at the same time! :)

It will take me a few weeks to eat all this, but I will be strong!! :D

(I don't quite understand why my human was trying to take it out at the beggining and she was kind of pushing me to stay sitting on top of it, but who cares?!! She gave up anyway, heheh!)